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Shirts and hats that say the quiet part out loud. Soft cotton, sharp mouth.
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  • Pirate University collegiate crest cigar skull crewneck sweatshirt, alternate view

    Pirate University Sweatshirt - Funny Collegiate Crest with Cigar Skull - Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything

    Pirate University Sweatshirt - Funny Collegiate Crest with Cigar Skull - Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything
    $29.95
  • The Oldest Mariners sea turtle t-shirt, back print: a vintage engraving of a loggerhead on a moonlit beach, Save Our Sea Turtles banner, on a navy tee

    The Oldest Mariners Sea Turtle T-Shirt - Vintage Loggerhead Engraving Back Print - Gift for Sea Turtle Lovers

    The Oldest Mariners Sea Turtle T-Shirt - Vintage Loggerhead Engraving Back Print - Gift for Sea Turtle Lovers
    $22.88
  • Teacher by Day Pirate by Night vintage tattoo t-shirt worn by a teacher at her desk in a classroom

    Teacher by Day Pirate by Night T-Shirt - Vintage Tattoo Graphic Tee - Funny Gift for Teachers Who Run a Tight Ship

    Teacher by Day Pirate by Night T-Shirt - Vintage Tattoo Graphic Tee - Funny Gift for Teachers Who Run a Tight Ship
    $21.88
  • Teacher by Day Pirate by Night shirt: gold and teal lettering with an ABC storybook, compass and anchor, worn by a teacher standing in her classroom

    Teacher by Day Pirate by Night Shirt - Gold and Teal Lettered Comfort Colors Tee - Funny Gift for the Teacher Who Has Enough Mugs

    Teacher by Day Pirate by Night Shirt - Gold and Teal Lettered Comfort Colors Tee - Funny Gift for the Teacher Who Has Enough Mugs
    $21.88
  • Jolly Ol' Saint Roger pirate Santa t-shirt: a winking pirate Santa in a red tricorn hat with a candy cane hook, a parrot in an elf cap, tentacles and a skull and crossbones, printed on the front of a black Bella+Canvas tee

    Pirate Santa T-Shirt - Jolly Ol' Saint Roger Christmas Graphic Tee, Bella Canvas - Funny Gift for the Guy Who Has Everything

    Pirate Santa T-Shirt - Jolly Ol' Saint Roger Christmas Graphic Tee, Bella Canvas - Funny Gift for the Guy Who Has Everything
    $20.88
  • Yo Ho Ho pirate Santa t-shirt: Santa in a red pirate tricorn with his tongue out and rock horns up, a parrot on his shoulder, tentacles around him and YO HO HO with a Santa-hat skull, printed on the front of a black Gildan tee

    Funny Pirate Santa T Shirt Rock And Roll Christmas Graphic Tee Holiday Secret Santa Gift Novelty Apparel

    Funny Pirate Santa T Shirt Rock And Roll Christmas Graphic Tee Holiday Secret Santa Gift Novelty Apparel
    $18.88
  • Officer Ashhole Shark Rider Hoodie: a bearded pirate with a lit cigar riding a great white shark through a burning sea battle, printed on a Gildan Softstyle pullover hoodie

    Officer Ashhole Shark Rider Hoodie - Pirate Riding a Shark Graphic Pullover - Funny Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything

    Officer Ashhole Shark Rider Hoodie - Pirate Riding a Shark Graphic Pullover - Funny Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything
    $46.88
  • Officer Ashhole Shark Rider Sweatshirt: a bearded pirate with a lit cigar riding a great white shark through a burning sea battle, printed on a Gildan Softstyle crewneck

    Officer Ashhole Shark Rider Sweatshirt - Pirate Riding a Shark Graphic Crewneck - Funny Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything

    Officer Ashhole Shark Rider Sweatshirt - Pirate Riding a Shark Graphic Crewneck - Funny Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything
    $34.88
  • Man in a black Officer Ashhole Shark Rider tee on a rocky coast at sunset, pirate with a cigar riding a great white shark on the chest

    Officer Ashhole Shark Rider Tee - Pirate Riding a Shark Graphic T-Shirt, Comfort Colors - Funny Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything

    Officer Ashhole Shark Rider Tee - Pirate Riding a Shark Graphic T-Shirt, Comfort Colors - Funny Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything
    $24.88
  • Palmy Breezes Florida sweatshirt with retro palm trees, a golden sun and turquoise waves on a Comfort Colors crewneck

    Palmy Breezes Florida Sweatshirt - Retro Palm Tree Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Crewneck - Beach Lover Gift That Gives Back

    Palmy Breezes Florida Sweatshirt - Retro Palm Tree Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Crewneck - Beach Lover Gift That Gives Back
    $44.88
  • Santa Stop Judging Me pirate Christmas hoodie: Naughty-List Captain crest on the chest and a pirate captain signing the naughty list on the back, Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie

    Santa Stop Judging Me Pirate Christmas Hoodie - Naughty-List Captain Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Pullover - Funny Gift for Cigar Lovers

    Santa Stop Judging Me Pirate Christmas Hoodie - Naughty-List Captain Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Pullover - Funny Gift for Cigar Lovers
    $67.88
  • Santa Stop Judging Me pirate Christmas sweatshirt: The Naughty-List Captain, a pirate captain signing the naughty list with a cigar and a mug of grog, printed on the front of a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck

    Santa Stop Judging Me Pirate Christmas Sweatshirt - Naughty-List Captain Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Crewneck - Funny Gift for Cigar Lovers

    Santa Stop Judging Me Pirate Christmas Sweatshirt - Naughty-List Captain Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed Crewneck - Funny Gift for Cigar Lovers
    $44.88
  • Krampus 'You Deserve It' crewneck sweatshirt, Comfort Colors 1466: Krampus with horns, chains and a birch switch under 'Have the Christmas You Deserve' with a Blackletter Krampus title

    Krampus 'You Deserve It' Crewneck Sweatshirt - Comfort Colors Vintage Christmas Horror Sweater - Krampusnacht Gift for Folklore Fans

    Krampus 'You Deserve It' Crewneck Sweatshirt - Comfort Colors Vintage Christmas Horror Sweater - Krampusnacht Gift for Folklore Fans
    $45.88
  • Don't Be A Wench pirate tote bag - white polyester tote printed in black with DON'T BE A WENCH, a lady pirate captain at the ship's wheel, and OWN YER SHIT, SAIL YER SHIP

    Don't Be A Wench Pirate Tote Bag - Funny Sarcastic Sail Yer Ship Bag - Gift for Her, Pirate Lover, Beach and Book Tote

    Don't Be A Wench Pirate Tote Bag - Funny Sarcastic Sail Yer Ship Bag - Gift for Her, Pirate Lover, Beach and Book Tote
    $25.88
  • Custom Birth Year Cigar Shirt for Dad - Personalized Comfort Colors Tee, S to 3XL - Gift for the Dad Who Says He Does Not Want Anything

    Custom Birth Year Cigar Shirt for Dad - Personalized Comfort Colors Tee, S to 3XL - Gift for the Dad Who Says He Does Not Want Anything

    Custom Birth Year Cigar Shirt for Dad - Personalized Comfort Colors Tee, S to 3XL - Gift for the Dad Who Says He Does Not Want Anything
    $24.99
  • Comfort Colors crewneck sweatshirt printed with the Salty Boo Bees ghost bee design

    Boo Bees Halloween Sweatshirt - Salty Ghost Bee Comfort Colors Crewneck - Funny Fall Gift for the Friend Who's Had Enough

    Boo Bees Halloween Sweatshirt - Salty Ghost Bee Comfort Colors Crewneck - Funny Fall Gift for the Friend Who's Had Enough
    $33.88
  • Comfort Colors crewneck sweatshirt printed with the Saggy Boo Bees ghost bee design

    Boo Bees Halloween Sweatshirt - Saggy Ghost Bee Comfort Colors Crewneck - Funny Gift for the Friend Who Burned Her Underwire

    Boo Bees Halloween Sweatshirt - Saggy Ghost Bee Comfort Colors Crewneck - Funny Gift for the Friend Who Burned Her Underwire
    $49.88
  • Comfort Colors tee with the Salty Ashhole pirate lounge chest logo and kraken back print

    Salty Ashhole Cigar T-Shirt - Pirate Lounge Chest Logo and Back Print Comfort Colors Tee - Gift for the Cigar Smoker Who Has Everything

    Salty Ashhole Cigar T-Shirt - Pirate Lounge Chest Logo and Back Print Comfort Colors Tee - Gift for the Cigar Smoker Who Has Everything
    $29.99
  • Black unstructured dad hat with a round leather patch engraved with the Pirate Cigar kraken crest

    Pirate Cigar Leather Patch Hat - Black Baseball Cap - Gift for the Cigar Smoker Who Only Wears One Hat

    Pirate Cigar Leather Patch Hat - Black Baseball Cap - Gift for the Cigar Smoker Who Only Wears One Hat
    $27.95
  • Flip flops with black straps and a printed footbed showing a cigar smoking pirate skull and kraken art

    Salty Ashhole Flip Flops - Pirate Cigar Beach Sandals with Kraken Art - Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything

    Salty Ashhole Flip Flops - Pirate Cigar Beach Sandals with Kraken Art - Gift for the Cigar Guy Who Has Everything
    $24.99
  • Garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with a bearded pirate in a sunset vignette and Whore Island wordmark

    Smelly Pirate Hooker T-Shirt - Garment-Dyed Comfort Colors Tee, S to 4XL - Funny Gen X Gift for the Friend Who Quotes Movies

    Smelly Pirate Hooker T-Shirt - Garment-Dyed Comfort Colors Tee, S to 4XL - Funny Gen X Gift for the Friend Who Quotes Movies
    $25.99