Funny Pirate Santa T Shirt Rock And Roll Christmas Graphic Tee Holiday Secret Santa Gift Novelty Apparel
S / Navy
$18.88
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Funny Pirate Santa T Shirt Rock And Roll Christmas Graphic Tee Holiday Secret Santa Gift Novelty Apparel
$18.88
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What do you wear to the office Christmas party when an ugly sweater just is not you? This. Santa went to sea, came back a pirate, and found out he likes loud guitars.
He has his tongue out, his rock horns up, a parrot on his shoulder and a few tentacles for company. Under him it says YO HO HO, with a little skull in a Santa hat where the middle O should be. It is Christmas, just louder.
⚓ What's In The Design
- Pirate Santa in a red tricorn hat with white fur trim
- Tongue out and rock horns up
- A parrot on his shoulder
- Tentacles curling around him
- YO HO HO in big red letters, with a skull in a Santa hat for the middle O
- Printed on the front of the shirt
🏴☠️ Who This Is For
- Secret Santa and white elephant gift swaps
- The Gen X rocker who still has the concert tees
- Pirate fans who like their Christmas with extra rum
- Office party rebels and ugly sweater dodgers
- Christmas parties, bar crawls and Christmas morning
📐 The Details
- Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
- 100% cotton
- No side seams, a ribbed knit collar and taped shoulders
- Unisex fit in sizes S to 5XL
- Three shirt colors: Black, Navy and Midnight
- Color choice can be limited in 4XL and 5XL
- Made in Nicaragua
🧼 Care
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
❓ Quick Answers
Who is this for?
Anyone who loves pirates, loud music and Christmas, in any order.
Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?
Yes. It is funny, it fits most people, and nobody else at the party will have one.
How big is it / how does it fit?
It is a classic unisex fit in sizes S to 5XL. A size L is 22 inches wide and 30 inches long. Check the size chart in the photos before you order.
How long does shipping take, and is it free?
Shipping is free in the U.S. Delivery takes 2-8 business days depending on your location.
How do I care for it?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry on low heat, and do not iron.
📦 Shipping Info
Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.
⚠️ AI Content Note
Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.
All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.
Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.
💀 Thank You
Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵
Designed by DastardlyDuoDesign
Dastardly Duo Designs - conversation pieces for pirates, rockers, and other respectable troublemakers.
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every U.S. order. Each piece is made to order and arrives in 2-8 business days depending on your location. Orders outside the U.S. pay the shipping rate shown at checkout.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or it is not what you ordered, email dastardlyduodesigns@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we will replace it or refund it in full. Because each piece is made for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size, so check the size guide before you buy.
