Pirate Teacher Sweatshirt - Teacher by Day Pirate by Night Gold and Teal Crewneck - Cozy Christmas Gift for Teachers
S / Dark Heather
$31.88
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Pirate Teacher Sweatshirt - Teacher by Day Pirate by Night Gold and Teal Crewneck - Cozy Christmas Gift for Teachers
$31.88
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What do you get the teacher who already owns forty mugs? A sweatshirt that tells the truth. By day they run the classroom. After the last bell, they answer to Captain.
The words do the talking on this one, in gold and teal on a warm, soft crewneck. It's for the fun teacher, the one kids still talk about years later.
⚓ What's In The Design
- TEACHER BY DAY in weathered gold letters
- PIRATE BY NIGHT in bold teal
- An open ABC storybook across the top
- A brass compass and an anchor wrapped in a lettered banner
- A crescent moon, because the pirating starts after hours
- Printed on the front of the sweatshirt
🏴☠️ Who This Is For
- The teacher who makes class fun and has the stories to prove it
- History buffs, reading teachers, and anyone who goes all in on Talk Like a Pirate Day
- The teacher who is hard to buy for and does not need another mug
- Christmas, Secret Santa, staff gift swaps, and a new teacher's first winter
- Grade-level teams and school staff who want matching sweatshirts
📏 The Details
- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck sweatshirt
- Cotton and polyester blend with a soft brushed fleece inside
- Sewn in Nicaragua, printed in the US
- Knit in one piece with no side seams, so it holds its shape
- Ribbed knit collar that keeps its stretch
- Four colors: Black, Navy, Maroon and Dark Heather. Check the size dropdown for what's in stock in your color
🧼 Care
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
❓ Quick Answers
Who is this for?
The fun teacher, the one kids still talk about years later. Reading and history teachers, elementary and middle school staff, librarians, aides, subs, and whole grade-level teams.
Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?
Yes. Teachers get mugs, candles and apple ornaments every single year. Almost none of them get a sweatshirt that admits to their double life, and this one is specific enough to prove you thought about it.
How big is it and how does it fit?
Unisex sizing, true to size, relaxed through the body. Size up if you want room to layer. Full measurements are in the size chart.
How long does shipping take, and is it free?
Shipping is free in the U.S. Delivery runs 2-8 business days depending on your location. Each one is made to order and printed in the US.
How do I care for it?
Cold wash, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off it. Non-chlorine bleach is fine if you need it.
📦 Shipping Info
Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.
⚠️ AI Content Note
Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.
All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.
Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.
💀 Thank You
Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵
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Dastardly Duo Designs - conversation pieces for pirates, teachers, and other respectable troublemakers.
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every U.S. order. Each piece is made to order and arrives in 2-8 business days depending on your location. Orders outside the U.S. pay the shipping rate shown at checkout.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or it is not what you ordered, email dastardlyduodesigns@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we will replace it or refund it in full. Because each piece is made for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size, so check the size guide before you buy.
