Avast I See Yer Booty White Microfiber Pirate Bathroom Hand Towel
16'' × 25''
$19.88
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Avast I See Yer Booty White Microfiber Pirate Bathroom Hand Towel
$19.88
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Want a hand towel that gets a laugh before anyone even reaches for the soap? This one hands out a pirate order and lets the bathroom do the talking.
"Avast! I See Yer Booty..." sits in bold black lettering under an old-school scroll flourish. It's the cheekiest towel on the hook, and your guests will notice.
⚓ What's In The Design
- "AVAST! I see yer Booty..." in black lettering
- A vintage scroll flourish
- The saying is printed at both ends of the towel
- Crisp white towel, so the words do all the work
- One of four pirate bathroom towels: Drop Anchor, Fire the Cannons!!, Swab Yer Deck, and Avast! I See Yer Booty...
🏴☠️ Who This Is For
- Pirate lovers who never met a double meaning they didn't like
- Anyone giving a guest bathroom or powder room some personality
- Hosts who like making guests grin
- Gen X humor fans who like their jokes dry (the towel handles the rest)
- Housewarmings, birthdays, white elephant swaps, and just because
📐 The Details
- Size: 16" x 25" (40.6 x 63.5 cm)
- Fabric: 85% microfiber polyester, 15% polyamide, 360 g/m2
- Fine split fibers that dry fast
- Hemmed edges built for repeat washing
- One-sided dye sublimation print
- Sewn-in care label
- Made to order by our U.S. print partner. Blanks are sourced from China
🧼 Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Tumble dry low
❓ Quick Answers
Who is this for?
Anyone with a pirate streak and a sense of humor, plus the friend who always hosts.
Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?
Yes. It's useful, it's funny, and they don't already own one.
How big is it / how does it fit?
It measures 16 x 25 inches, a good size for a towel bar, ring, or hook in a bathroom or kitchen.
How long does shipping take, and is it free?
Shipping is free in the U.S. and calculated at checkout everywhere else. Delivery takes 2-8 business days depending on your location.
How do I care for it?
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low.
📦 Shipping Info
Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.
⚠️ AI Content Note
Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.
All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.
Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.
💀 Thank You
Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵
Designed by DastardlyDuoDesign
Dastardly Duo Designs - conversation pieces for pirates, powder room comedians, and other respectable troublemakers.
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every U.S. order. Each piece is made to order and arrives in 2-8 business days depending on your location. Orders outside the U.S. pay the shipping rate shown at checkout.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or it is not what you ordered, email dastardlyduodesigns@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we will replace it or refund it in full. Because each piece is made for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size, so check the size guide before you buy.
