Librarian by Day Pirate by Night T-Shirt - Funny Librarian Comfort Colors Tee - Book Lover Gift for School Librarians
What do you get the librarian who has already read everything? A shirt that tells on them. All day they keep the stacks in order and the reading room quiet. After the lights go out, they set sail.
Gold and teal lettering on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee, made for the librarian who shushes with love and knows exactly which shelf the treasure maps are on. It pairs with our Librarian by Day sweatshirt for when the weather turns.
⚓ What's In The Design
- LIBRARIAN BY DAY in weathered gold letters
- PIRATE BY NIGHT in bold teal
- An open book with a little "Shh..." note
- A feather quill and a brass compass
- A lettered banner and nautical details tucked around the type
- Printed on the front of the shirt
🏴☠️ Who This Is For
- School, public and university librarians
- Library aides, media specialists and book club leaders
- Readers who would rather be lost in a book than found
- Christmas, Secret Santa, birthdays, staff gift swaps and National Library Week
- The book lover who already owns a closet full of tote bags
📐 The Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 unisex garment-dyed t-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz, dyed after it is sewn so it feels broken in from the first wear
- Relaxed fit, true to size, S through 4XL
- Nine colors: Black, Blue Jean, Denim, Graphite, Midnight, Orchid, Pepper, White and Yam. Check the dropdown for what is in stock in your color
- Printed to order in the U.S.
🧼 Care
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30C or 90F
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron on low heat if needed, never directly on the print
- Do not dry clean
❓ Quick Answers
Who is this for?
Librarians, library aides, media specialists and the readers who treat every story like a treasure map.
Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?
Yes. Librarians collect bookmarks and book-themed mugs by the dozen. A shirt that confesses to their secret life at sea is one they will actually wear to work on a Friday.
How big is it / how does it fit?
Comfort Colors runs relaxed and true to size, S through 4XL. Want it roomy? Go up one size. Full measurements are in the size chart.
How long does shipping take, and is it free?
Shipping is free in the U.S. Each shirt is printed to order in the U.S. and arrives in 2-8 business days, depending on where you live.
How do I care for it?
Wash cold, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off the print. Garment-dyed cotton gets softer with every wash.
📦 Shipping Info
Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.
⚠️ AI Content Note
Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.
All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.
Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.
💀 Thank You
Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every U.S. order. Each piece is made to order and arrives in 2-8 business days depending on your location. Orders outside the U.S. pay the shipping rate shown at checkout.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or it is not what you ordered, email dastardlyduodesigns@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we will replace it or refund it in full. Because each piece is made for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size, so check the size guide before you buy.