Nurse by Day Pirate by Night Sweatshirt - Funny Nurse Crewneck - Christmas Gift for Nurses and Nursing Students

Twelve hours on her feet, a cold break room, and a coffee that went cold an hour ago. She deserves a sweatshirt that knows the truth. By day she keeps everyone charted, medicated and on schedule. After the shift ends, she sets sail.

Cream and gold lettering with a bold red PIRATE, on a warm, soft Gildan crewneck made for the nurse who runs a tight ship. It's the cozy partner to our gold and red Nurse by Day tee, for the days the hospital thermostat wins.

⚓ What's In The Design

- NURSE BY DAY in weathered cream and gold letters

- PIRATE BY NIGHT, with PIRATE in bold red

- A stethoscope, a little medicine bottle and an open book with a heart and a caduceus

- A brass compass, an anchor, rope and a red ribbon banner

- A crescent moon and stars for the night shift

- Printed on the front of the sweatshirt

🏴‍☠️ Who This Is For

- RNs, LPNs, CNAs and nurse practitioners

- ER, ICU, labor and delivery, and night shift nurses

- Nursing students and new grads

- Christmas, Secret Santa, birthdays, graduations and Nurses Week

- The nurse who is always cold on the unit

📐 The Details

- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck sweatshirt

- Cotton and polyester blend with a soft brushed fleece inside

- Sewn in Nicaragua or Honduras, printed in the US

- Knit in one piece with no side seams, so it holds its shape

- Ribbed knit collar, cuffs and hem that keep their stretch

- Six colors: Black, Charcoal, Indigo Blue, Navy, Sport Grey and White

- Black, Charcoal, Navy, Sport Grey and White run S through 5XL. Indigo Blue runs S through 3XL

🧼 Care

- Machine wash cold, maximum 30C or 90F

- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed

- Tumble dry on low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dry clean

❓ Quick Answers

Who is this for?

Nurses of every kind, nursing students, and anyone who has worked a twelve-hour shift and still had energy left for an adventure.

Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?

Yes. Nurses get handed mugs and badge reels by the dozen. A warm crewneck that confesses to their secret life at sea is one they will actually wear on a day off.

How big is it and how does it fit?

Unisex sizing, true to size, relaxed through the body. Size up if you want room to layer over scrubs. Full measurements are in the size chart.

How long does shipping take, and is it free?

Shipping is free in the U.S. Each one is made to order, printed in the US, and arrives in 2-8 business days, depending on where you live.

How do I care for it?

Cold wash, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off it. Non-chlorine bleach is fine if you need it.

📦 Shipping Info

Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.

⚠️ AI Content Note

Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.

All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.

Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.

💀 Thank You

Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵

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