Boo Bees Halloween Sweatshirt - Saggy Ghost Bee Comfort Colors Crewneck - Funny Gift for the Friend Who Burned Her Underwire
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Boo Bees Halloween Sweatshirt - Saggy Ghost Bee Comfort Colors Crewneck - Funny Gift for the Friend Who Burned Her Underwire
$49.88
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Ever met a ghost who quit apologizing somewhere around 1998? These two did, and they never looked back.
Gravity took what it wanted years ago. They kept the martinis, the good earrings, and every opinion they have ever had. They are not haunting anybody. They are holding court.
⚓ What's In The Design
- Two hand-illustrated ghost bees who have earned every wrinkle
- Martinis with olives, gold hoop earrings, a leopard head scarf and a polka-dot kerchief
- One pair of sunglasses worn indoors, on purpose
- Hand-lettered SAGGY BOO BEES in weathered sea-green and bone
- Real ink texture and grain - drawn, not pulled from a clip-art bin
🏴☠️ Who This Is For
- The friend who stopped sucking it in and got happier immediately
- Mothers, aunts and grandmothers who are funnier than the rest of the family
- Anyone who thinks Halloween should involve fewer costumes and more cocktails
- Bee people, ghost people, and the people who are both
- October gifting, fall birthdays, and the group chat that plans the party
📐 The Details
- Comfort Colors 1466 unisex lightweight crewneck
- Garment-dyed cotton - soft and broken-in from the first wear, relaxed fit
- Sizes S through 3XL, fourteen colors
- Printed in the USA
🧼 Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the design
❓ Quick Answers
Who is this for?
Grown women whose sense of humor got sharper as the years went on. It reads Halloween in October and reads honest the rest of the year.
Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?
Yes. It is the rare funny sweatshirt she will actually put on, because the joke is one she already makes about herself.
How big is it and how does it fit?
Comfort Colors runs relaxed and true to size. Sizes S through 3XL in fourteen colors. Size up for an oversized fit. Full measurements are in the size chart.
How long does shipping take, and is it free?
Shipping is free in the U.S. Delivery runs 2-8 business days depending on your location.
How do I care for it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low. It gets softer every time.
📦 Shipping Info
Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.
⚠️ AI Content Note
Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.
All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.
Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.
💀 Thank You
Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵
Designed by DastardlyDuoDesign
Dastardly Duo Designs - conversation pieces for pirates, ghosts, and other respectable troublemakers.
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every U.S. order. Each piece is made to order and arrives in 2-8 business days depending on your location. Orders outside the U.S. pay the shipping rate shown at checkout.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or it is not what you ordered, email dastardlyduodesigns@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we will replace it or refund it in full. Because each piece is made for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size, so check the size guide before you buy.
