Boo Bees Halloween Sweatshirt - Salty Ghost Bee Comfort Colors Crewneck - Funny Fall Gift for the Friend Who's Had Enough
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Boo Bees Halloween Sweatshirt - Salty Ghost Bee Comfort Colors Crewneck - Funny Fall Gift for the Friend Who's Had Enough
$33.88
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Ever met a ghost who was clearly done with everyone's nonsense? These two have been haunting the same bar since 1987 and neither of them is sorry about it.
One has a martini and a leopard-print scarf. The other has sunglasses on indoors and a cigar going. They are not here to scare anybody. They are here to judge you quietly and order another round.
⚓ What's In The Design
- Two hand-illustrated ghost bees with actual attitude
- A martini with olives, a lit cigar, a gold hoop earring, a leopard head scarf
- Hand-lettered SALTY BOO BEES in weathered sea-green and bone
- Real ink texture and grain - drawn, not pulled from a clip-art bin
🏴☠️ Who This Is For
- The friend who ran out of patience and stopped pretending otherwise
- Anyone who thinks Halloween should involve fewer costumes and more cocktails
- Bee people, ghost people, and the people who are both
- Fall birthdays, October gifting, and the group chat that plans the party
📐 The Details
- Comfort Colors 1466 unisex lightweight crewneck
- Garment-dyed cotton - soft and broken-in from the first wear, relaxed fit
- Sizes S through 3XL, fourteen colors
- Printed in the USA
🧼 Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the design
❓ Quick Answers
Who is this for?
Grown-ups whose sense of humor has gone slightly feral. It reads Halloween in October and plain salty the rest of the year.
Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?
Yes. Specific enough to feel personal, funny enough that they will actually wear it - which is more than most novelty sweatshirts manage.
How big is it and how does it fit?
Comfort Colors runs relaxed and true to size. Size up for an oversized fit. Full measurements are in the size chart.
How long does shipping take, and is it free?
Shipping is calculated at checkout and the delivery estimate is shown before you pay. Everything is printed and shipped from the USA.
How do I care for it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low. It gets softer every time.
📦 Shipping Info
Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.
⚠️ AI Content Note
Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.
All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain’t cheap and we ain’t pretty.
Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.
💀 Thank You
Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵
Designed by DastardlyDuoDesign
Dastardly Duo Designs - conversation pieces for pirates, ghosts, and other respectable troublemakers.
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every U.S. order. Each piece is made to order and arrives in 2-8 business days depending on your location. Orders outside the U.S. pay the shipping rate shown at checkout.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or it is not what you ordered, email dastardlyduodesigns@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we will replace it or refund it in full. Because each piece is made for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size, so check the size guide before you buy.
