Librarian by Day Pirate by Night Sweatshirt - Funny Librarian Crewneck - Book Lover Christmas Gift for School Librarians

What do you get the librarian who has read everything? A sweatshirt that tells their secret. By day they keep the shelves in order and the room quiet. After closing, they chart a course for adventure.

This one is for the librarian who shushes with love, knows exactly where every story is hiding, and would make a very good pirate. Gold and teal lettering on a warm, soft crewneck.

⚓ What's In The Design

- LIBRARIAN BY DAY in weathered gold letters

- PIRATE BY NIGHT in bold teal

- An open book with a little "Shh..." note

- A feather quill and a brass compass

- A lettered banner and nautical details tucked around the type

- Printed on the front of the sweatshirt

🏴‍☠️ Who This Is For

- School, public and university librarians

- Library aides, media specialists and book club leaders

- Anyone who would rather be lost in a good book than found

- Christmas, Secret Santa, staff gift swaps and National Library Week

- The book lover who is hard to buy for and has enough tote bags

📏 The Details

- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck sweatshirt

- Cotton and polyester blend with a soft brushed fleece inside

- Sewn in Nicaragua, printed in the US

- Knit in one piece with no side seams, so it holds its shape

- Ribbed knit collar that keeps its stretch

- Four colors: Black, Navy, Maroon and Dark Heather. Check the size dropdown for what's in stock in your color

🧼 Care

- Machine wash cold, maximum 30C or 90F

- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed

- Tumble dry on low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dry clean

❓ Quick Answers

Who is this for?

Librarians, library aides, media specialists and the book lovers who treat every story like a treasure map.

Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?

Yes. Librarians get bookmarks, tote bags and mugs every year. Almost none of them get a sweatshirt that admits to their secret life on the high seas, and this one is specific enough to prove you thought about it.

How big is it and how does it fit?

Unisex sizing, true to size, relaxed through the body. Size up if you want room to layer. Full measurements are in the size chart.

How long does shipping take, and is it free?

Shipping is free in the U.S. Delivery runs 2-8 business days depending on your location. Each one is made to order and printed in the US.

How do I care for it?

Cold wash, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off it. Non-chlorine bleach is fine if you need it.

📦 Shipping Info

Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.

⚠️ AI Content Note

Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.

All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.

Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.

💀 Thank You

Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵

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