Pirate Santa Sweatshirt - Jolly Ol' Saint Roger Christmas Crewneck, Gildan Heavy Blend - Funny Christmas Gift for Pirate Lovers
S / Dark Chocolate
$31.88
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Pirate Santa Sweatshirt - Jolly Ol' Saint Roger Christmas Crewneck, Gildan Heavy Blend - Funny Christmas Gift for Pirate Lovers
$31.88
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Need a Christmas sweatshirt for the pirate in your life? Meet Jolly Ol' Saint Roger. He's Santa, if Santa ran away to sea and never came back.
He has a wink, a gold tooth and a candy cane where his hook should be. His parrot wears an elf cap, because every Santa needs a little helper. He knows if you've been naughty, and he thinks that's great.
Now he comes on a warm crewneck, for cold December nights on deck or at the bar.
⚓ What's In The Design
- Pirate Santa with a big white beard, a wink and a gold tooth
- A red tricorn hat with white fur trim
- A candy cane for a hook
- His parrot in an elf cap with a bell
- Tentacles curling around him
- JOLLY OL' SAINT ROGER in cream and red letters, with a skull and crossbones below
- Printed on the front of the sweatshirt
🏴☠️ Who This Is For
- Secret Santa and white elephant gift swaps
- Pirate fans who like their Christmas a little salty
- The dad, uncle, aunt or friend who is hard to shop for
- Anyone who would rather skip the itchy ugly sweater
- Christmas parties, bar crawls, boat parades and Christmas morning
📐 The Details
- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck sweatshirt
- Cotton and polyester blend, sewn in Nicaragua, printed in the US
- Knit in one piece with no side seams, so it holds its shape
- Ribbed knit collar that keeps its stretch
- Three colors: Black, Dark Chocolate and Navy
- Sizes S to 5XL in every color
🧼 Care
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
❓ Quick Answers
Who is this for?
Anyone who loves pirates and Christmas and doesn't mind a little mischief.
Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?
Yes. It's funny, it's warm, and nobody else at the party will have one.
How big is it and how does it fit?
Unisex sizing, true to size, relaxed through the body. Size up if you want it roomy enough to layer over a hoodie. Full measurements are in the size chart.
How long does shipping take, and is it free?
Shipping is free in the U.S. Delivery runs 2-8 business days depending on your location. Each one is made to order and printed in the US.
How do I care for it?
Cold wash, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off it. Non-chlorine bleach is fine if you need it.
📦 Shipping Info
Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.
⚠️ AI Content Note
Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.
All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.
Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.
💀 Thank You
Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every U.S. order. Each piece is made to order and arrives in 2-8 business days depending on your location. Orders outside the U.S. pay the shipping rate shown at checkout.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or it is not what you ordered, email dastardlyduodesigns@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we will replace it or refund it in full. Because each piece is made for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size, so check the size guide before you buy.
