Yo Ho Ho Pirate Santa Mug - Rock and Roll Christmas Coffee Mug, Black Ceramic 11oz and 15oz - Funny Secret Santa Gift for Pirate Lovers

Need a Secret Santa gift that's louder than a fruitcake and cheaper than a concert ticket? Meet Santa, after he ran off to sea and joined a band.

He's on both sides of this glossy black mug with his tongue out and his rock horns up, so he's throwing horns at you while you drink and at everybody across the table too. Coffee at sunrise, cocoa after the party, eggnog if the night calls for it.

⚓ What's In The Design

- Pirate Santa in a red tricorn hat with white fur trim

- Tongue out and rock horns up

- A parrot on his shoulder

- Tentacles curling around him

- YO HO HO in big red letters, with a skull in a Santa hat for the middle O

- Printed on both sides of the mug, so it shows whichever hand you drink with

🏴‍☠️ Who This Is For

- Secret Santa and white elephant gift swaps

- The Gen X rocker who still owns the concert tees

- Pirate fans who like their Christmas loud

- The coworker who needs coffee before anyone says good morning

- Stocking stuffers, office parties and Christmas morning

- Matches our Yo Ho Ho sweatshirt and tee, if one gift isn't enough

📐 The Details

- Black ceramic mug with a glossy finish

- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz

- C-shaped easy-grip handle

- Microwave safe and dishwasher safe

- Lead free and BPA free

- Printed in the USA and made to order

- Blank product sourced from China

🧼 Care

- Dishwasher safe

- Microwave safe

- Or hand wash with warm water and mild soap

❓ Quick Answers

Who is this for?

Anyone who loves pirates, loud music and Christmas, in any order.

Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?

Yes. It fits a gift swap budget, it makes people laugh, and it gets used every single morning.

How big is it?

Two sizes. The 11 oz is a regular coffee cup. The 15 oz holds enough coffee to get through a long playlist.

How long does shipping take, and is it free?

Shipping is free in the U.S. Delivery takes 2-8 business days depending on your location.

How do I care for it?

It's dishwasher safe and microwave safe, so it can go right in with everything else.

📦 Shipping Info

Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.

⚠️ AI Content Note

Some of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.

All of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.

Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.

💀 Thank You

Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵

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