Funny Pirate Throw Pillow - Smelly Pirate Hooker Sunset Couch Cushion, Insert Included - Adult Humor Gift for Gen X
14" × 14"
$31.88
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Funny Pirate Throw Pillow - Smelly Pirate Hooker Sunset Couch Cushion, Insert Included - Adult Humor Gift for Gen X
$31.88
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Some throw pillows say "home sweet home." This one says something your guests will be quoting on the drive home.
The front shows a bearded pirate in a tricorn hat at the ship's wheel, glowing inside a sunset circle, with the words wrapped around him. It is the same art as our Smelly Pirate Hooker mug and tee, so the couch, the coffee and the shirt can all match.
⚓ What's In The Design
- A bearded pirate in a tricorn hat at the ship's wheel, inside a circular sunset
- Hand-lettered type arched above him and bold weathered caps below
- Burnt orange, amber and teal on a black cover
- Printed on both sides
🏴☠️ Who This Is For
- Gen X grown-ups who answer real life with movie lines
- Pirate fans with an adult sense of humor
- Home bar, game room and man cave owners
- Anyone who already has our Smelly Pirate Hooker mug or tee
- Occasions: birthdays, housewarmings, white elephant swaps, gag gifts or just because
📏 The Details
- Square throw pillow with insert included
- Sizes: 14x14, 16x16, 18x18 and 20x20 inches
- 100% polyester cover and 100% polyester insert
- The insert runs a little bigger than the cover, so it looks full and puffy
- Hidden zipper so the cover comes off
- Printed on both sides
- Made to order for you
🧼 Care
- Take the cover off before washing
- Machine wash cold and tumble dry low
- No bleach, and do not iron right on the print
❓ Quick Answers
Who is this for?
Grown-ups with a sarcastic streak and a soft spot for quotable comedy. It reads funny to the people who get it and just reads pirate to everybody else.
Is this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?
Yes. Everybody has a couch, and almost nobody has a pirate on it. Pair it with the matching mug or tee for a bigger gift.
How big is it?
Four square sizes: 14, 16, 18 and 20 inches. The 18 inch is the classic couch size.
How long does shipping take, and is it free?
Shipping is free in the U.S. Delivery takes 2-8 business days depending on your location.
How do I care for it?
Unzip the cover, wash it cold, and tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
📦 Shipping Info
Free shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.
🎨 How It's Made
Every design starts with us: the idea, the joke, the look. We use AI illustration tools along the way, then finish the art ourselves before it goes to print.
Product photos are digital mockups of the real artwork on the real blank. No human performer is depicted in our model shots. Models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.
Every item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.
💀 Thank You
Thanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵
Designed by DastardlyDuoDesign
Dastardly Duo Designs - conversation pieces for pirates, Gen Xers, and other respectable troublemakers.
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Original pirate designs
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every U.S. order. Each piece is made to order and arrives in 2-8 business days depending on your location. Orders outside the U.S. pay the shipping rate shown at checkout.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or it is not what you ordered, email dastardlyduodesigns@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery and we will replace it or refund it in full. Because each piece is made for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind or the wrong size, so check the size guide before you buy.
