{"product_id":"smelly-pirate-hooker-mug","title":"Smelly Pirate Hooker Mug - Two-Sided Tropical Sunset Pirate Coffee Cup, 11oz and 15oz - Funny Gen X Gift for the Friend Who Quotes Movies","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome mugs say good morning. This one says something the whole break room will be repeating by lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front shows a bearded pirate at the ship's wheel inside a glowing sunset circle, with the words wrapped around him. Turn it around and you find out where he's headed: a lone palm tree and a little ship off a tropical island at sunset. It's the same art as our Smelly Pirate Hooker tee, so the mug and the shirt make a set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚓ What's In The Design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- A bearded pirate in a tricorn hat at the ship's wheel, inside a circular sunset vignette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Hand-lettered type arched above him, bold weathered caps below\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- The WHORE ISLAND wordmark across the bottom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- On the back: a palm tree, a pirate ship and a tropical sunset\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Burnt orange, amber and teal on white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Printed on both sides\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🏴‍☠️ Who This Is For\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Gen X coffee drinkers who answer real life with movie lines\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Pirate fans with an adult sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- The coworker who keeps the break room fun\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Rum drinkers, beach bar regulars and anyone dreaming of an island\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Anyone who already owns our Smelly Pirate Hooker tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOccasions: birthdays, Secret Santa, white elephant swaps, retirement parties, gag gifts, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📐 The Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- White ceramic mug with a glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Available in 11 oz (3.74 in tall) and 15 oz (4.61 in tall)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- C-shaped handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Design on both sides\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Microwave safe and dishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Lead free and BPA free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Printed and shipped in the US, made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Dishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Or hand wash with warm water and mild soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❓ Quick Answers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho is this for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrown-ups with a sarcastic streak and a soft spot for quotable comedy. It reads funny to the people who get it and just reads pirate to everybody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Everybody drinks something in the morning, and this one comes with a laugh built in. Pair it with the matching tee for a bigger gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhich size should I pick?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11 oz is a regular coffee mug. 15 oz is for the person who needs more coffee than that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow long does shipping take, and is it free?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping is free in the U.S. It is made to order and ships from the US, with delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow do I care for it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt goes in the dishwasher and the microwave. Hand washing with warm water and mild soap works too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping Info\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ AI Content Note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome of our designs are made with the help of AI illustration tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of our mockups are AI-generated, so the real thing may vary a little in placement and color - models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💀 Thank You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. Appreciate you more than a smooth ash and a steady draw. ⛵\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by DastardlyDuoDesign\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDastardly Duo Designs - conversation pieces for pirates, smartasses, and other respectable troublemakers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53557547073848,"sku":"21509473844458766666","price":17.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":53557547106616,"sku":"15006015671731900168","price":21.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/6061\/1384\/files\/20261025034743-1f1d026d-5b1a-6cbe-846d-26f73c4793b8.png?v=1792900195","url":"https:\/\/dastardlyduodesigns.com\/products\/smelly-pirate-hooker-mug","provider":"Dastardly Duo Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}