{"product_id":"i-brought-bourbon-engraved-flask-water-water-everywhere","title":"I Brought Bourbon Engraved Flask - Water Water Everywhere Skull Hip Flask 6oz in Navy - Funny Bourbon Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eA long time ago, an old sailor stared at a whole ocean and said there wasn't a drop to drink. You learned from his mistake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 6oz navy flask is engraved with a storm at sea, a full moon and an old skull rising out of the waves, under the most famous line from The Rime of the Ancient Mariner: Water, water, everywhere, nor any drop to drink. The punchline sits at the bottom: I Brought Bourbon. The design is engraved into the navy coating, so it shows up in bare silver steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚓ What's In The Design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE arched across the top\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- NOR ANY DROP TO DRINK set right under it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- A full moon, drifting clouds and stars over a rough sea\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- An old skull rising out of the crashing waves\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- I BROUGHT BOURBON across the bottom, over a little star ornament\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Engraved on the front of the flask\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🏴‍☠️ Who This Is For\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Bourbon drinkers who like to show up prepared\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Boat days, beach days, tailgates, camping trips and ren fests\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Groomsmen, best men and the friend who always brings the good bottle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Book lovers who still remember the Ancient Mariner from English class\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Christmas, birthdays, Father's Day, retirements and stocking stuffers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📐 The Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 6 oz hip flask, 0.17 liters, 4.45 inches tall and 3.66 inches wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% stainless steel, built to resist rust and corrosion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Double-wall insulated, so it holds hot or cold for hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Navy powder-coated finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Leak-proof lid with a tight seal and an easy latch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Design engraved on the front, showing bare steel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Made to order. For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Hand wash only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not microwave\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Skip abrasives and scouring pads so the powder coat stays put\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❓ Quick Answers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho is this for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBourbon drinkers, boat people, beach people, and anyone who has ever been somewhere with plenty of water and nothing good to drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who's hard to shop for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a flask they will actually carry, with a joke that makes people lean in to read it. It works for Christmas, birthdays, groomsmen and Father's Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoes it come with other spirits?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The same flask comes in six versions: I Brought Rum, I Brought Whiskey, I Brought Bourbon, I Brought Tequila, I Brought Vodka and I Brought Gin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow big is it and how much does it hold?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix ounces, which is about four generous pours. It stands 4.45 inches tall and 3.66 inches wide and sits flat in a jacket or back pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow long does shipping take, and is it free?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping is free in the U.S. Each flask is made to order in the US and arrives in 2-8 business days, depending on where you live.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow do I care for it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand wash only, never the microwave, and keep abrasives away from the powder coat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping Info\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree shipping in the U.S. - delivery in 2-8 business days depending on your location.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 How It's Made\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design starts with us: the idea, the joke, the look. We use AI illustration tools along the way, then finish the art ourselves before it goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct photos are digital mockups of the real artwork on the real blank. No human performer is depicted in our model shots. Models ain't cheap and we ain't pretty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery item is made to order, which keeps waste and overproduction down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💀 Thank You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks for grabbing something that speaks your language. Every order keeps indie creators alive, caffeinated, and just snarky enough to keep making the weird pirate stuff big box stores would never touch. 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