{"product_id":"bah-hum-kiss-me-bum-sweatshirt","title":"Pirate Ugly Christmas Sweater Sweatshirt - Bah Hum Kiss Me Bum, I Drank All the Rum - Funny Gift for the Holiday Grump Who Loves Rum","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat do you wear to the ugly sweater party when you'd rather be on a ship with a bottle of rum?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis. From across the room it looks like something Grandma knit. Up close it says bah hum, kiss me bum, fah la la la la, I drank all the rum. Skulls where the reindeer should be, a rum jug where the star should be, and colors loud enough to clash on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it once and somebody reads it out loud. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚓ What's In The Design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- BAH HUM in cream, KISS ME BUM in red, FAH LALA LALA and I DRANK ALL in green, THE RUM in cream, all in chunky knit-look lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- A top border of snowflakes and gold anchors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ship's wheels on both sides of THE RUM\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- A gold XXX rum jug between two sprigs of holly with red berries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Skulls and crossbones trading places with candy canes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- A red and gold zigzag along the bottom, like the hem of a real holiday sweater\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- It looks knitted, but it's printed, so it's soft and light instead of scratchy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🏴‍☠️ Who This Is For\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Anyone entering an ugly sweater contest who wants to win on the words, not the tinsel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Rum drinkers, pirate people, and anyone who says \"bah humbug\" and means it a little\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- The coworker who does Secret Santa under protest\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Christmas parties, office holiday parties, holiday bar crawls, and family photos you'd like to liven up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📐 The Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck sweatshirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Cotton and polyester blend, sewn in Nicaragua, printed in the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Knit in one piece with no side seams, so it holds its shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar that keeps its stretch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Nine colors, picked to clash like a real ugly sweater. 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It's a gag gift they'll actually wear, every December, and it starts a conversation every time they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow big is it and how does it fit?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, true to size, relaxed through the body. Size up if you want it roomy enough to layer over a hoodie. Full measurements are in the size chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow long does shipping take, and is it free?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping is free in the U.S. Delivery runs 2-8 business days depending on your location. Each one is made to order and printed in the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow do I care for it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCold wash, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off it. 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